The Christmas List
Dear Santa,
I haven't done this in a while, as a matter of fact I don't think I ever did. Maybe once... but that's not the point. The point is that someone the other day pointed out that if I ask what I want, then I'll receive. I'm going to try this out now simply because I've been told I'm too humble or something like that.
OK, this is a hint to what I want. OK, I know... there's a lot going on here. I know you're thinking a beautiful spot on a not so crappy island, but don't worry, I gave up on that a long time ago.
I know you're looking at the house too. I wouldn't want that either. I have alot on my plate right now.
It's not the beautiful woman or the bikini. I can handle the woman part on my own and... bikinis aren't my thing.
OK, you're very close on the bicycle, but I know what you're thinking... "you already have one that's in good shape," but that's not what I meant. I was thinking something more along the lines of wheels... of the motorized kind, maybe super-sized. Yeah, like the vehicular nature.
Santa, I would like a car. Not access to the ones around me, my very own. I had one before. I took good care of it. Some people didn't agree that I did, but if I have my own, then I'll really have to take care of it. I need it. I want it. With all my heart and soul. It'd make like easier for me and everyone else I know. Everyone's got one. I don't ask for much, but it's gotta work, Santa. Here's what I mean, Santa.
Mmm.. OK yea, this is what I'm talkin' about. Some wheels ... to get around.
Not a showplace, not a new shiny vinyl or tiled floor. And certainly not the people in the background.
The car.
The BMW.
The OMG almost cooler than James Bond's Aston Martin Series.
OK, I'm getting a little ahead of myself. Let me tone it down.
OK! This is much better. Honda Accord. It has me written all over it and it soooo- good looking, room for two. or three or four.
Please Santa, all I want for Christmas is a car. I got the woman thing taken care of. Trust me. A car.
Thank You.
PS: I want shoes too, please! Sparkly ones, like the woman on the bike. Thanks!



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