Webmaster*

Late night posting here.

Earlier today, I attended the Serpentine Magazine meeting and was elected the webmaster for the Serpentine Blog page that is currently in the works. I'm very excited, this gives me an oppurtunity to put good use to perhaps many hours sitting in front of a computer screen. I met a lot of cool people, some very artistic... and some VERY loud. Some both.

All in all, I must say I look forward to seeing the progress of the magazine working with a a group of very talented people.

With that, I leave you with a parody of a popular quote:

"Have you ever been around the web?"
"Psh... don't you be tellin' me about the web. I'm the web-fu*kin'-master."
"You surf alot?"
"Shyt yeah! Got my technique down and everythin'. I don't be messin' around or nothin'"
".... Would you ever watch porn with a guy?"
".... Fu*k you."

Night.

Current Music - Who Am I by Peace Orchestra
Current Mood - anticipating

Waiting

People have a funny way of showing that they'll be there for you. People also have a funny way of twisting things when you not there for them. The bottom line is I'm pick of waiting on people. Period. I hate waiting on people. I hate waiting for food. I hate making people wait. I guess I would've never made a good waiter...

Lies

Horoscopes lie people, just thought I'd let you all know that.
Night.

Complicated Design

There are some people in your life who makes you feel as though they are a hinderance. Whether they intentionally mean to do so or not, it would seem as nothing more than an intricate obstacle inter woven in life's seemingly beautiful yet complicated design. Thought i would share that with you today.

Technical Difficulties

There seems to be an issue as of late with my mobile account with Blogger. Pictures won't post and messages won't reach it's destination. A tech problem or mystery that has to be solved. (Or perhaps my phone just plain sucks ass!)

Moving right along. Trivia was late Sunday night. Lots of food, drinks and ridiculously hard questions that go unsolved until the round's very end. Trivia, trivia... by definition means insignificant or inessential matters; trifles. But see these questions are all that matters. Each question no matter how inane and insignificant they might be must be answered correctly in order to get full points and win respect and the prize money. Trivia, by definition means insignificant but by definition we got slaughtered.
Later

How to End a Conversation*

George Carlin was here tonight. He was old, unrehearsed, and not funny. He read off 3 jokes that he found on the internet, one of which i had heard the night before from my friend Courtney the Cab Driver (see previous post). It would seem that the life of a comic seems to trade off laughs for common sense or leveling with the audience that their lives aren't interesting anymore (i.e. Dave Chappelle's last stand up routine).
All Carlin seemed to really talk about was some sense and sensibility. For example, when a conversation is over. When you hang around for a tad too long and spill way too much information. I suppose I learned this tonight the hard way, then again there is only the hard way as Buffy would say. Tonight I saw many people from my past and it seemed to be a series of humps on an emotional rollercoaster for me. I don't get people and people don't get me and that's fine I guess. The more time passes the less i seem to care. I don't think this can be stopped.
Night.... or morning...

Current Music - Sensual Ippon by mv
Current Mood - soup

COURTNEY!!!!

OMG, I just had the best ride home ever. I got the famous Courtney the Cab Driver! Fuck yeah! For those who don't know, this story dates back a bit. I went to see a late night movie with an acquaintance and soon after, called for car service. Here comes this guy... big, bald, goatee and loud. We got in most unwillingly. We tried to ignore the over-bearing aura of his bad-ass-ness but then the driver spoke.

"What do you guys wanna listen to!? .... and don't say 'whatever' 'cause I don't wanna hear that! So pick one!"

We were both pretty nervous that we might get beaten if we didn't pick a radio station, so we picked Z100 and he puts on KTU, not because he didn't hear us say Z100, but because Z100 sucks Furthermore, what the driver didn't know was that KTU sucks even worse on the night weekends when they 'mix' all the songs up. Frustrated, the driver decided to break the ice (WTF) by telling a joke.

Wanna hear a joke," the angry driver says.
Yes," we reply, afraid of getting eaten.
"What's the difference between the cop car and an elephant?"
"What," we ask nervously.
One's got an asshole in front and an asshole.... wait.... I fucked up!" He fucked up. We are crapping ourselves.
As he's telling the joke, he's driving down these sidestreets and getting severley lost and again, we are afraid we are going to get hacked up into pieces. Telling jokes and driving is hard for the driver. Not able to multitask very well and he couldn't comprehend a simple request we tried to make.

A few weeks later, a friend of mine was telling me a story of a cab driver who got lost because he was telling a joke he kept screwing up. It was the same driver, but I did not know his name. The way the guy behaved, I wouldn't find it the least bit surprising if he had an embarassing name.... like Courtney. Not that there's anything wrong with the name Courtney, but could you imagine a six foot angry gruff man answer to a name like... Courtney. Thus the driver was dubbed Courtney!

Courtney the Cab Driver

Present Day...

I get in the car and I hear a familar voice shout...
"What do you wanna listen to!? .... and don't say 'whatever' 'cause I don't wanna hear that! So pick one!"

I knew it was him!

I picked Z100 cause I honestly forgot he hated that station with all his might. He asked me if I liked the Stones, to which I replied positively, I wish I knew more of their songs though. So this put him at ease. He was a bit hesitant to tell me his name. (LOL, playing with death) but I gave him mine in return. He told another joke.
"Wanna hear a joke?!!?" I don't want to fight this one, I actually want to hear it. "Two boys playing in a schoolyard. One says to the other, you're a cu*t! The boy goes home and asks his dad, what's a cu*t? Dad pulls out an encyclopedia and points below a woman's bellybutton. Dad says, See this... that's a vagina. Everything else surrounding it is a cu*t! Wanna hear another joke?!?! Two Italian brothers are talking to each other. One guy says, my anniversary is today. THe other guy goes, Oh, what did you get her? The man replies, slippers and a dildo. The man asks, why did you get her those two things? The man answers, because if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fu*k herself."

I can't lie. I laughed. For real. The guy kept screwing up the joke, getting lost again, offering to smoke weed with me (I said no) :P The guy is totally awesome. LOL

Ah home safe! That was great!

Premiere

Evening! Just got out of a movie premiere of a movie entitled in the above picture. I got to say, what a beautifully well-crafted cinema piece, which clearly shows the anonymous effort between the talented and the hard working.

What an opportunity it was to work with some of the cast and crew, but to be honest... what a mind fuck of a movie. Being on set and seing a scene shot by on its own was easy to understand but when meshed together... woah. At least I was able to see it for a second time, hoping to view it some more but didn't recieve a copy. I'm sure they have their reasons.

Current Mood - meh

Radical Strategy

I'm feeling a lil' bleh. Translation: Lacking motivation to do the essentials. Car was stuck in ice. Car service didn't feel like makin' the dollar. So.... I, in turn, didn't/couldn't want to go to work. But I did. An hour later.
I want to do homework. I'm in front of hundreds of students who slave to it. My mind is elsewhere.

Daily Horoscope for Libra

If you unsuccessfully tried to maintain control over these past weeks, you might try the radical strategy of relaxation and recuperation. Now, as you seek to reestablish your freedom of self-expression, peace of mind may still be eluding you. Don't be overly concerned if everything isn't exactly as you wish. You can still have positive impact on others, but it could take a few more days to see the results you seek.
Thursday, February 15, 2007

They say so much and so little at the same time.

Current Mood - lacking

Canceled 'Holiday': Part 3???

Tell me the luck i have when i, the student, have a class that is on the cusp of afternoon and evening time. 'All evening classes canceled.' and i have an afternoon class. Happy V-day everyone, happy violence day!

Current Mood - the item is a volcano

Gross 'Holiday': Part 2

It started with a text message... then a phone call... then the hail... Ugh woke up at 7:05, not a good start. Then after adding melting salt to a sidewalk that's probably going to freeze in 25 minutes, I left at 7:45. Talk about epic-ly late.

Damn school!

Current Mood - pissed

The holiday -non-holiday Special

I always wanted to do this....

Press Play!

It's perfect! Sums up everything, no?

Current Mood - content

Ever been...

Ever been caught in a situation where someone stops you in the middle of everything that you were doing (mid-thought, mid-sentence, mid-bite.... mid-swallow...) and swears that they know you from somewhere... the problem is you've never seen them before... ever...

You try and rack your brain over and over for some sort of recognition, but nothing. Even after they name names from people you knew in your crew, and still.. nothing. I mean, what then? Is that your brain's way of telling you, this person is someone you can do without forever. Or is this person blowing up one meeting into magnificent proportions.

Well this is what happened to me today. The island is small and the school is big. It's possible he does know me, but I haven't the slightest clue. Well, whatever I know him now. I can't forget it. The awkward feeling of not remembering a whole person doesn't match to not remembering a common name. And I'm bad with names.

Additionally, a long time tech at work was feeling down and out last Sunday. I felt bad. This dude is my rock. Always has been the optimistic side of the proverbial "Shyt's Creek." Big guy, big ideas. Perhaps this means it's time to kick potent and inactive plans into overdrive... He gonna get a dose of a mean girl, times 4. (snerk) He talked to his friend who is his rock, but he seems to be down on his luck too. This is contagious. Nothing in my horoscope mentioned this... or did it?

I hate reading into things, but I love to analyze everything. I'm so screwed up...

Current Mood - awake

Bugger*

It happens all the time...

You feel something wrong inside but you can't figure out what. Then people who you know think they know exactly what's ails you, but they don't. They used to, but now it's different. Now it's making you sick. You've finally done it. You finally have a secret. And no one else knows...

First part of a writing assignment! Oooh, that gives me the chills... no, seriously I got the chills. Dreading this upcoming snowstorm. Looking forward to later this week and the next.

More later.

Current Music - Jack's Smirking Revenge by The Dust Brothers
Current Mood - Who knows...

The Love of My Life.... pffft

This... is my only source of support. It's always with me wherever i go. It's reliable. It's sexy (it's black -snerk-). It always knows the right thing to say or show. But someone i miss has come back into my life (who was the above) that i miss very much. She kinda left on crappy terms (what isn't crappy nowadays) but she's back and that's very cool for me.

Let's Dance!!!!*

When i work in the cafeteria lab, i hear elephants stampeding down the damn hallway. It's because of the above picture. DDR! The center for stomping idiots. I'm not making fun of them. My feet have played this. I'm guilty. It's just soo noisy. If pictures could talk... I'm off to work now.

G-G-G-G-Great!!!!!

Current Music - Dream A Dream by Captain Jack
Current Mood - Sleepy

Damn Renetto!

and any other person who says anything to "initiate a jerk reactionary talk" is just ridiculous. For all those readers out there, I'm certain you know of a site out there called YouTube, a site that is free for users to sign up and watch and upload videos. Personally, this site was the best but now I think that it's going down the proverbial "tubes", for reasons I don't feel like getting into right now. (cough -Viacom!) Regardless, this site has made people famous such as Lonelygirl15 and made it relatively easy for people to be heard and get their materials out there.

If you are a daily viewer, you are familiar with a guy out there named Renetto. He had a stupid gimmick, where he had a whiny voice that bordered on mental retardation. Recently, he revealed to his viewers that his voice was just a thing and now he's losing viewers because of the things he's said... I'm babbling. Just watch the video...

I could've posted a message like I always do when I see something extremely uneccessary on the internet, but for the very first time I decided to post an actual video message... of sorts. Now watch...

To what avail will this video actually affect viewers,... out the hundred of thousands of viewers that watch everyday.... probably none.

Whatever, I said my piece.

Night!

Times like these...*

I kinda wish it was the end of the semester. People's questions, no matter how redundant make the day go faster. C'mon, look at this place. It's empty and i'm bored. The internet is boring. And the world spins slower to extend time. ... Uh oh... Sleepy... zzzzz yes, i know i'm at work. :-x

Current Music - Sound Check by Gorillaz
Current Mood - ... wanting to go home!

Hack... the cough!

Does anyone know what it's like to be under the covers... dying to go to sleep but can't because you have a dry cough??? Several doses of Tussin, tea and cough drops later... still a dry cough. It's nearly 4 AM and i'm up feeling my chest vibrate to the nasty sounds phlegm makes. Yummy. ...That and my eyes are twitching. What would Joe Pesci do at a time like this? Hmmm...

NEW NEW NEW LAYOUT*

Well, not that new but never the less, new enough. New colors, new background image, new music player. Obviously, it needs some re-tweaking, but with due time.

I'm glad the cold hasn't taken my fingers away. Ever since Friday's encounter with the fun kind, I've been whispering to family and co-workers, pissing everyone off one by one with nothing but low voices. :P

Been extremely productive otherwise. This is good.

Still get paid the same. That's bad.

Waiting for m voice to come back, good.

Staying up telling you... bad.

NIGHT!

Current Music - May Day by Spektrum
Current Mood - Accomplished

Laptop City!!!

Sunday morning at work. Laptop city!!! Everyone except me! Waiting for day to end to party. And proving to john that mobile blogging is super cool! Later

The Bahamavention

This is the only picture i was able to grab from Friday... Saturday night or was it morning. Ah the young uns. I could run laps around them lol and they thought i was hilarious :P silly kids! 'intervention' not 'vacation!!!' good laughs. Plenty Good company. Can't wait for tomorrow!!! Laterz